How excited is David Stern for the NBA Finals to start?

He's probably getting wet and pissed his pants so much in excitement because his Heat are about to start Game 1. Right now, as we are on this section discussing the Finals, he is talking with his ref Henchmen on his master plan to not only rig game 1, but the whole series in Miami's favor. Once he finishes that, he will fantasize about his Boy LeBron hoisting that Title and knowing how much he helped his man win the title. How excited is Stern right now?